The Shwah
$ 100

This started out as a training tool for Sound of the Rockies but they didn't want to use it so I said, "The hell with you," and kept it. The lyrics start out "The moon, the light, the day, the night," and every "the" is pronounced with a shwah (unaccented short "e" the way they are supposed to be pronounced instead of "thuh." I wrote it at Harmony College in my dorm room after a day of them beating to death the concept of the shwah, which of course I mastered years ago.